I saw him today.
You know who I am talking about.
I was at the pool, minding my own business, when BAM! in he walks. I couldn't believe my eyes. A cultural icon as important as Bigfoot, as mythical as the centaur, there he was . . .
FAT MAN IN A SPEEDO.
(dramatization)
How you made my day. And how fat you were. And how you tried to swim, but failed in all your unclothed fatness. But, don't worry, I won't judge. You brought a little euro flair, and thats cool.
4 comments:
mmmmm, yummy.
I'm hoping to see a lot of those in Florida. Maybe even some man thongs if I'm lucky....
In 20 years that’s how I will probably look. Hotter than Fabio…
I support that 3po, but only if you find a gold cross that is larger . . .
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